One lovely day, as we travelled through a black hole, we wondered: “If there is something so big and dense that it warps space-time and prevents anything from escaping its event horizon… how do we make it into a mind-altering substance?” And so started our multi-decade endeavor to harvest matter from a dying star and use it as fertilizer for our plantation. Once we figured out unidirectional wormhole technology, it was shockingly simple because you only need a tiny bit because one cubic millimeter has the mass of a small moon. When combined with enough HHC, the results of this labor create an event horizon for your consciousness from which ordinary thoughts can undoubtedly not escape. This event horizon tastes very similar to the numerous-bumped, tiny shrub-bound fruits known as “blackberries,” which we found delightfully appropriate given their origin. We sincerely hope you appreciate it as much as we have.
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